RSS Test – Enjoy the Jokes!

This is an RSS test. But a post that just says “test” would be boring. Here’s some jokes I found online at The Watchman’s Cry Forum.

How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb? One, since his or her hands are in the air anyway.

How many Calvinists does it take to change a light bulb? None. God has predestined when the lights will be on.

How many Baptists does it take to change a light bulb? CHANGE?? But we have NEVER done it that way before!

How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation…

How many Fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one because any more would be compromise and ecumenical… (standards of light would slip.)

And my personal favorite…

How many Dispensationalists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to keep the promises to the old bulb.

Comments

  1. I definitely busted out laughing with the Dispensational one